Home is where… wherever

on Monday, 1 August 2016

I found around 117 clever quotes about home, but I felt like making it 118 just because.
I mentioned briefly that I had been using an iPad Air for my post-PC tablet experience. It came to me discounted and it served me well, but I am back to Android so this post is kind of post-mortem analysis of my iPad/Android experience for the usage I make of tablets. It is, by definition, subjective, so you might not have experience the same things I have experienced and that is OK.  

iPad was great because...


For my usage patterns: use it one day or several for around half-an-hour casual browsing, a movie every now and then,… battery was great. iOS would not drain then battery when idle so there was little fear of getting it one day to find it depleted.


iPads are pricey but they also feel solid. I loved the construction, size and weight of my iPad despite being metal. I say despite because I am really no fan of aluminium: it is more expensive, heavier and prone to scratches and bumps, I’d take quality polycarbonate (aka. plastic) anytime.


Most likely, what I liked best from th iPad. Crisp, balanced and, overall, a pleasure to use in each of the situations I am likely to watch at the screen. Only downside was that it was very reflective, which made search for the dark spot somtimes in the train, for example.

Second-Hand Value

One hears stories about how much the iPad retains its value but my experience was absolutely unreal. I posted an announcement in a popular second-hand page and in less than an hour I received more than two messages asking about it and next morning it was sold. Damn, I am starting to think my price was too low :-)

… but nothing is perfect

Screen Ratio

Stunning screen, really useful for browsing, reading but… it kills me every time I watch a movie and see those black bars and real state wasted. For a media consumption device that is a real turn off.

Short on RAM

Hats off for iOS running as well as it does with “only” 1 GB of RAM. Performance-wise one does not notice, but when it comes to the slightest multi-tasking: switching browser tabs would make Safari reload every single tab. That is just a crying shame for a browsing machine.
Yes, newer devices come with the (still lacking) double the amount but Apple is making you pay top dollar for a crippled multi-tab browing experience. Unacceptable.

If not iOS, What then?

It would be silly buy another iPad given that my biggest gripe comes from its screen ratio; Windows does not interest me for mere content consumption and my family is already invested in the Google/Android ecosystem, so Android it is. For about what I would pay for the now obsolete iPad Air 2, I grabbed a discounted Xperia Z4 tablet that gets me: more RAM (3 GB), a beautiful screen with even more resolution (2560 x 1600) and the “right” screen ratio (16:9) and a crapload of other useful specs for my usage patterns:

  • SD card slot: for taking media with me on the road
  • NFC: for an easier pairing experience and automation with tags
  • Front-facing speakers: for not muffling the sound when holding the tablet
  • Water-resistance: to avoid the near-drink scare
All of it packed in less than 400 grams!

Any loss, then?

Well, as one can imagine it is not all rainbow and unicorns in Android-tablet land.

  • Battery life: despite doze, stamina and whatsnot,battery life while idle is still worse than iOS. Better than it used to be, but still worse.
  • Some of the apps I got used to during my iOS days are still slightly worse in Android. Good news is that there is way more to choose from and I even get to use some apps that I paid for.
So far, I do not miss my iPad at all. The future? I am horrible at guessing but if and when I dislike something, reast assured I am ranting about it. Without any doubt.

Summer Cleaning

on Monday, 11 July 2016

Nothing is thrown out though, but a new release of NMoneys is out!

Implementing the amendment 161 to add the newly adopted Belarusian Ruble (BYN) and loads of changes to a lot of currencies’ information.

Make sure you hit the Changelog top see if you are going to be pleasantly surprised with (hopefully) more correct information for the currencies you use.

Go get it from Nuget or from Github itself.

Burned by laziness… Again

on Saturday, 13 February 2016

Yeah. It keeps getting me. Last time was while I was making what I thought was a clever API change.

The Subject

A lot of people have their own tool belt of functions, helpers and extensions. I have mine. Plenty of those tool belts have a .ForEach() extension method. It is really simple and can help with writing more compact simple loops. E.g. compare these to equivalent constructs:

The clever idea

Let’s make .ForEach() composable (do something later with the collection) by returning the enumerated collection.

Since only the return value was changed (yeah, right) and all existing code and tests did not know about that return value we are safe.
No compiler errors == money. Correct?

If you answered yes to that question you are on your way to disaster and you’ll be greeted with a wonderful runtime error and an angry call from an angry customer.
I was spared the embarrasment because I usually add a small but important adjustment to the equation: No compiler error + green tests == money.

And indeed by tests failed and were vocal about it.

Wait, what? How?

Just by adding that enumerable return I turned that method into a lazy method. Meaning that if there is no further enumeration of the collection, the code won’t ever be executed.
Obvious, right? Once you see the failing tests, it is.

But my brain keeps forgetting that wonderful property of enumerables: laziness. Thanks to the guy that wrote those tests I was reminded.

A new nMoneys member

on Friday, 29 January 2016

I will never stop being amazed by the wonders of OSS.

Think about it: a lot of people have a problem, some of the guys with the problem have the knowledge and the drive to solve it and they even have the guts to let everyone see and scrutinize their code so that others with the same or similar problem can take advantage of their efforts.
Furthermore, once the solution is on the wild, random people have their saying asking for tweaks or proposing new challenges altogether and some of them take it one notch further and solve their own and someone else’s troubles.

Who could have wondered?

That is exactly what happened with NMoneys. A user wanted to store monetary quantities in a relational database using Entity Framework (EF) and it turns out one can’t do that when the type to be persisted is a value type (so much for the complex types promises of scalar “values” using non-scalar properties).
He even took the extra step of suggesting a solution for the problem.

EF received quite a beating when it first launched. And not without grounds. The “old” MS launched a subpar product (compared to some other ORMs at the time) missing the chance to give a boost to an Open Sourced, superior one and selling the craziness of “is not an ORM, there will be entities for everything” (we know where we are now on that) and putting Visual Studio designer lipstick on a ORM-pig.
Those days are long gone, giving up on being more than an ORM to become a decent-enough ORM. EF got code-first development style, migrations and some features that has made it usable. Yes, there are better solutions. And yes, one should consider whether to use an ORM at all (or go relational for that matter); but, all things considered, if someone (a user of NMoneys) uses it and takes all the steps to have a feature… Does it matter that the product is not of my liking?

However, regardless of my personal opinions, the fact is that I am not an EF user despite having an old and dusty (and barely opened) Programming Entity Framework book on my desk because I got it from the author herself.

So I took advantage of the time my employer provided me to do something I would normally do on my scarce spare time during working hours and went onto learn some EF and how one could use it in tests projects.

Testing with EF

When databases enter the picture one can start forgetting about pure, isolated tests and needs to start thinking about integration tests that can be the faster one can achieve.

Embedding the Db

Unfortunately, I could not find an in-memory database that could work with EF.
Next one in line would be an embedded database, which removes the need of installers and/or running services in order for tests to run. For that purpose I found the package EntityFramework.SqlServerCompact to be pretty easy to get started with.

Resetting Environment

I explored the need to manage database files using SqlCeEngine. But it is not even needed, as EF code-first would take care of creating the database when it does not exist. So in order to be self-contained, test fixtures only need to take care of cleaning out database files.

Next step is to have a DbContext implementation that makes use of that file. You can check its source here.

No Config is Better Config

Next step is breaking away from configuration. In tests, I prefer to not rely on app configuration, but the NuGet package configures providers and connection factories using configuration. After some googling I found out that one can drop an implementation of DbConfiguration and the framework will pick it up and apply it for all contexts. Sweet! That is how you configure SQL Server Compact using code:

The NMoneys Bits

So, we have a context we can use in our tests and the tests will clean the “data mess”, isn’t this a NMoneys post? Was it only click-bait Winking smile?

Well, we need a class that can store Money information. How about MonetaryQuantity for a name? If fact, it is a pure POCO reference type that does not depend on EF at all.
Of course there are some design decisions that smell EF:

  • like the fact that instead of storing a CurrencyIsoCode a three-letter string is used, due to the fact that in 2016 EF (version 6 at least) does not allow storing textual representations of enumerations without jumping though hoops. Really Microsoft, really?
  • or the existence of a default private constructor, but I cannot blame EF for that as it is a very common requirement

The Glue?

The bits that make this POCO object persistable are inside the MonetaryQuantityCanonicalConfigurator that will turn this POCO into a propert complex type via its .Configure() methods that map the properties to suitable columns in a db-agnostic fashion and that should be called from your context’s .OnModelCreating() initialization method.

Yes, there are missing bits... But that is what future releases are for, ain't it?

Getting it

The delivery method is, as with all 3rd party serialization, code is delivered as a NuGet package containing source code so that you can customize to your needs. One honorable difference is the fact that in this case, the package does depend on EF’s package, as I know things are going to change substantially with the advent of EF7 and I wanted to see whether that is indeed a problem or not.

NMoneys_EntityFramework_Nuget NuGet version


Time for a Change

on Thursday, 22 October 2015

This time, the turn is for Testing.Commons to find a new home and, again, as with NMoneys, such home will be  GitHub.

Ol’ Times

One of the reasons to start Testing.Commons altogether was getting to know Git more. And at that time, after evaluating several code repositories, I discarded GitHub in favor of Assembla because of its superior tracking capabilities (at that time) and because it was easy enough to get started.

At that time, GitHub was already popular (but it wasn’t as huge a monster as it is today) but it was popular enough (and I was silly enough) to put me off getting my code “in the spotlight”.
Embarrassing as it sounds I was too afraid of the “social coding aspects” that were publicized at that time so I took the easy way of putting my code in a relatively unknown stage.

Rationalizing hurts less

Question remains… why am I swapping providers?
Has Assembla gotten too annoying to work with? Not really, it is still a solid product with lots of goodness…
…but GitHub has really improved since those days. Silently, steadily its featureset has grown in quality and quantity…
…and Assembla’s has fallen behind a bit.

Mind you, Assembla is good. They are active in adding features to the platform, their support team is responsive and they are legit. I would deeply recommend them to host private Git repository for companies (a bit on the pricey side), but for hosting OSS projects I feel GitHub is simply better for me.

Lack of visibility

And oh, the irony that one of the reasons it was chosen in the first place turned itself against Assembla.
Simply put, my felling is that if a OSS project is not hosted in GitHub there must be some organizational reason for it.

I am ashamed to admit it, but I myself think less of an OSS project if it is hosted somewhere else than GitHub. That is how influential has become.

Delocalized Portfolio

Related to the lack of visibility and GitHub’s role as a professional portfolio one sees more and more often people asking for your GitHub user and expecting to see all your public code in there.

Saying “oh, and besides GitHub, here my Assembla user…” or “I do not use GitHub, but I do use Assembla” can both end up with a “wat?” as a response and sometimes, it is simply not possible to choose something else than GitHub.


“Every” project, web app, platform, service out there offers integration points against GitHub.
Some of the ones I have used so far: AppVeyor, AppHarbor and Apiary.

For those services, Assembla is not popular enough (or easy enough, I do not claim to know) to integrate with.

An example: my experience to get AppVeyor automatic deployments working with Assembla was of frustration due to my lack of competence in Git, Ruby and server-side hooks (regardless the prompt help I received from their support team, thanks a bunch Vitalie).
In GitHub? Works out-of-the-box without touching a bit.

Documenting OSS

GitHub Wikis and GitHub Pages are a joy to work with. Their UI is awesome and using them offline is equally sweet.
Syntax Highlighting is easy to use (markdown a fenced block and decorate with the language) and looks great.

Assembla Wikis pale in comparison in both looks and editorial experience and, at the time of writing, they do not offer offline capabilities.
And their snippets feature, although really welcome,has given me rendering problems in several browsers.

The Process

Moving the repository was a no brainer with GitHub Importer. Point to the URL of the Git repository and off it goes.

Since I did not have a lot of tickets (issues), I did not bother to move them.
But Assembla allows to export them as a file that, with a bit of scripting lub, could be imported into GitHub’s.

What took me the most time was moving the Wiki. I did it “the hard way”, by hand, as I took the opportunity to reorganize it and proof read it.

It is a pity that there is no automatic content redirection or “this project has moved flag”, I could have saved updating links in my own blog (another piece of boring monkey work).

All in all, the process was really easy but it seems I am not “programmer enough” to write migration scripts that take advantage of both Assembla’s and GitHub APIs.

We’ve Come a Long Way

on Sunday, 4 October 2015

In a previous rant post I complained stated my discontent with Microsoft’s Live Account recovery system but it all stemmed from the fact that I did not own a laptop other that the one I use for work.

No need, really

After my really old Toshiba laptop died quite some years ago, my girlfriend relied on our 2010 iMac for doing her research work and our computing odds and ends (vide encoding, photo management,…). I have said it before, but I would say again: it is a very nice machine. Pricey. But still going strong enough.

The iMac is not portable, though; so when she has had the need for computing on the road she had to settle on the Post-PC experience.
Yes, I said settle. Because for her usage patterns (and most likely 90% of everyone else’s), Post-PC professional computing was (is) an exercise of compromises.

But, after the renewal of my working laptop I asked for a quote for my old one and we were able to get a pretty powerful machine for a very decent price (knowing the previous owner took very good care of it Winking smile).

It’s Not That Cold Out There

She needs to do Office (generic) work: spreadsheets, documents and presentations. And neither her nor me were in the mood to cough extra one thousand plus kroner or get into the subscription trap business that Microsoft Office costs for just convenience when I know that she will be able to use free, legal alternatives such as (the poorly named IMHO) LibreOffice.

Turning it One More Notch

Now that we are going down the free road, I felt the need to check the state of the Linux Desktop. Because…
I’ll confess a secret. I work day in and day out with Microsoft technology, but I have a thing for Linux. Since that very early Read Hat distro (waaaaay before Fedora) I managed to install in my Pentium I 100MHz I have always been trying to suggest Linux as an alternative to average Joes (and Janes) in the hope that its quality would win over the convenience of the known and the here-and-there rough edges.
But, there have been always that something: that driver that does not work, that program that lacks that vital feature, the “what do I need to do to update? does it have to be so difficult to install?” that prevented Linux to stick amongst the receivers of my advices.

Smooth as Silk

Even so, I went onto prove my girlfriend that she can do everything she needs without spending thousands of kroner and not being annoyed one bit. And I installed Ubuntu on my old working Lenovo laptop.

And I was blown away.

  • Everything absolutely works first time: the dual display, WiFi and LAN adapters, Bluetooth, integrated camera, even the keyboard and headlamp worked. I could even use the Fn extended key shortcuts!
  • Installation (with a plethora of software) takes a fraction of what it takes to install a barebones Windows. And the process can be as dumb as any other OS out there (and infinitely more complicated if one wants it to).
  • Booting time is as fast (or faster) than Windows 10.
  • There are tons of documentation online to setup everything that does not come out of the box, explained in such a way that someone detached for many years from the Linux-sphere could follow without too much fears (but maybe too scary for someone not in the business).
  • Everything is crazy snappy. Alright, it still is a powerful machine, but I have no doubt that as time passes, it will still perform beautifully.

All of those geeky bullet points would be desert preaching if its SAF (Spouse Acceptance Factor) score was low. But, to my joy, it is not.
She was productive from minute 2 (after the “where is my start menu/dock”, “my Office-oid” and “my browser”) and I have not heard swearing or blaming ever since. Great Success!

great success

…and I just can’t hide it

Linux desktop has come a long, long way to become usable for the casual user. If it works, it works. And it has worked for my machine. But I am afraid that if it hadn’t… I would have had to revert much more to command line mojo.
Like when I formatted a partition (from Windows) to NTFS (from FAT32) and prevented the computer to boot properly until I edited my fstab  in a recovery consoleEmbarrassed smile.

One has to give Windows some respect for supporting such a variety of devices and be less ecstatic when OS X brought UNIX stability to a mere handful of components.
But if you are in doubt to give Linux a shot in the desktop (or even if you are not) I have only one thing to say: Go For It!

Security by Absurdity

on Monday, 28 September 2015

I am a complainer. I you have read my blog before you know I complain. A Lot. Not that I like. Not that I think it is unfounded (ha, who ever thinks that)


We do (did) not own a laptop in our household (I do have my working laptop, but I use it everyday for... you know... working).

My girlfriend needed a device that could do Office for a course she had to attend in August and I seem to be the official IT supporter of our household (and beyond).

Patching it

We do own an iPad Air (first gen), so I gleefully installed "Office" (Word, Excel and Powerpoint) for iOS for her to use alongside our Bluetooth Microsoft Wedge Keyboard.

I seem to recall that, once installed, one had to provide a Microsoft Live Account (it does not seem to be mandatory nowadays, it might not have been then either) to get things going.
She does not have one, so I created one for her thinking she might use OneDrive to get some of her data afterwards, so I created the account from the iPad, dutifully noting down the temporary password, alongside her newly created outlook email, using her usual Gmail account as an alternate address.

Fast Forward One Month

  1. Moving locations to another city.
  2. Another course with Office needs.
  3. A document previously created (and saved in One Drive) is needed.
    Trying to open it request the password of that Live Account that was add-hoc created by me at midnight one month ago and which credentials were stored in a piece of very secure paper.
  4. First try. Fail.
  5. Second try. Fail. Panic.
  6. All of a sudden someone else forgetting her password becomes an issue of mine. Helpful as I am, I tried my battery of usual stupid temporary passwords.
  7. None of them work and They think I am trying to hack the account so They challenge me with their Captcha (or whatever they name it) and succeed in the challenge part (I can only imagine how difficult it might be for a bot to guess those).
  8. “Sorry, dear, can't remember your password”. Of course that is long forgotten by both of us (and so is the ultra-secure post-it in which was written)

Fixing it. Not!

Alright, let’s recover your password and then we’ll have dinner.

Ha! How much fun would it be the post then? Some, surely. But not as much fun as the process.

They could not simply have a form in which you punch the id of the account which password you can recover, send an email to the alternate email address and reset it from there.
They could even be fancy and require a mobile phone to send a stupid code before being able to reset the damn password (an attacker would have to have gained access to the alternate email –possible– but also to the mobile phone –less likely–).

But no. They prompt you with a whole recovery form in which you have to punch in “as much info as you can” in order to “get back into your account”.

  1. First and Last Name. Yeah, I know that
  2. Birth Date. I better know that unless I want to be physically hurt.
  3. Country/region/postal code. Uhm, did I enter the country/region where she was born or the one in which we lived when I created it. It better be the latter as I sure don’t remember the postal code she was born in. Or maybe the one we have just moved to. Hell, I will try them all.

That’ll do. Double ha! That information is not enough for the for to be sent. They ask for more:

  1. Other passwords you've used for this account. Sorry can’t do that, it is the first and only password this account has ever had. Next
  2. Subjects of your recently sent emails. Sorry, can’t do that either. I have never sent an email with that account. I created it from the iPad app just to sneak a few GB of your cloudy hard disks.
  3. Names of any folders you've created, other than default folders like Junk, Drafts, or Sent. Nah, I did not even created folders in One Drive
  4. Email addresses of contacts you've recently sent emails to. Did I mention that the account was not created with email purposes in mind?
  5. Last five digits of your Xbox Live prepaid card number. Wat? I do not even know what that is and I doubt you can get them in Denmark.
  6. Name on credit card and Expiration date. I signed for a free service and sure as hell I did not enter any credit card information.

Desperate measures…

After being denied the recovery once (I was kind of expecting that, after inventing some of the data in order to be able to send the form) I felt like being inside one of those Sci-Fi movies in which Humans feel corralled by the definitely superior AI of the Machines but are desperate because a joke, a wink or casual flirting won’t soften their neural networks enough to open a possible exit of the loop-hole.
So I decided to phone the entity known as Microsoft Support.

It definitely has to be someone physical (and/or very paranoid) because no one is more careful with giving away their contact information than “Support”. Three or four levels of browsing won’t get you her number. But Search Engines know better and I could get some phone numbers. I was definitely onto something. Those fellow humans will surely understand and laugh with me at the silliness of their recovery system while handing me over some extra swag to keep my trust levels below average.

I only need to find a part of the world in which people would be enslaved working at 21:00 (images of my Spanish origins came back vividly at me) or… I can use my human brain to realize that clocks in Europe are way behind the reality of the North-American Multiverse. Microsoft Support USA I will call despite the long distance call costs.

…are taken by desperate people…

After the longest, most ridicule phone menu ever (that is clearly an over-exaggeration, I’ve seen much, much, much worse) I got to the point in which they are about to  connect me to a human that deals with account information just to remind me that no security or retrieval can be discussed due to security concerns. Sad smile

… just to become enraged.

Damn you to hell positronic brains! I won’t ever find a way to charm a human into giving access to an account I genuinely created.

Seriously now…

…and I mean it.

Someone at Microsoft has to do something to end that madness of recovery process.

It is seriously flawed (at least one user can’t recover her account but I doubt she is alone in this) and is preventing customers to retrieve files they own, punishing them for having human brains.